Category Archives: humor
a little dry humor
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#1 Video of the week
Blame It – Jamie Foxx- BARACK OBAMA SPOOF
This is Funny, truthful and I endorse this message as well.
Laughs for Tweeters
History student!
**caution**graphic language** read with caution**
Joke of the Day
It was the first day of a school in USA for a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entering the fourth grade.
The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty
or give me Death’?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
up: ‘Patrick Henry, 1775′ he said.
‘Very good!’
Who said ‘Government of the People, by the People,
for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?’
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
‘Abraham Lincoln, 1863′ said Chandrasekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, ‘Class, you
should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do.’
She heard a loud whisper: ‘F*ck the Indians,’
‘Who said that?’ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. ‘General
Custer, 1862.’
At that point, a student in the back said, ‘I’m gonna puke.’
The teacher glares around and asks ‘All right!
Now, who said that?’ Again, Chandrasekhar says, ‘George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.’
Now furious, another student yells, ‘Oh yeah? Suck this!’
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher , ‘Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!’
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said ‘You little sh*t. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.’
Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, Michael ‘ Jackson
to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.’
The teacher fainted..
And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
‘Oh sh*t, we’re screwed!’
And Chandrasekhar whispered quietly, “the Republicans, November 4th, 2008″
Little Johnny… Finding Jesus
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”
Joke of the Day
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers, “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton’s asks excitedly, “Do we have time?”

